Contact Us

We encourage you to contact The Chalkdown by emailing us at [email protected]

That being said, if you’re a crybaby, wanna-be complainer, offended activist or general miscreant, we’ll throw your email in the garbage faster than a recovering food addict runs towards a display of double-stuffed pepperoni pizza. We’ll also anonymize and publish your shit email so the world can see how ridiculous you are. Holla!

Below is a random sample of our great work which might result in you sending us an email:

Bhad Bhabie aka Danielle Bregoli on the red carpet.
We Should Be Ashamed of Ourselves for Making Bhad Bhabie Famous
A man is drunk in public on the street.
Drunk in Public: How to Handle Yourself and Others
Finding out ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
How to Check If Your Ex Girlfriend Is Pregnant