Am I an Instagram Slut?

Instagram slut posing for picture.

It is perfectly reasonable to ask yourself if you’re an Instagram slut. Most people that use the platform are content uploading occasional holiday shots and the odd selfie. Through strenuous research and development, we’ve created the last word in diagnostic tools: The Chalkdown’s Patented Instagram Sluttiness Index ™ (SLI™). Read on to see where you Read More

The Glastonbury Festival Knowledge Guide

The Glastonbury Festival lights.

What the Jeeves is Glastonbury? Most days, Glastonbury is a quintessentially British town, located in the South-West of England. A picture-perfect place, complete with cobbled streets, cheery-faced locals, and Sunday-Roast pubs. Essentially, it’s The Shire. Surrounding this lovely town is the Great British countryside, flanked by sporadic forests, and farms. One in particular, Worthy Farm, Read More

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How to Check If Your Ex Girlfriend Is Pregnant

Finding out ex-girlfriend is pregnant.

When a relationship fails between a guy and his girlfriend, everything is generally complicated. If it’s a longer relationship, you have to sort out and return possessions, inform your friends, deal with social media and go back to the gym to lose relationship fat. If it’s a short-term fling, you just cut rope and live Read More

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Why Social Justice Warriors (SJWs) Suck

A social justice warrior holding up a sign.

The term Social Justice Warriors (SJWs for short) has become prevalent on the internet in the past few years. People taking to Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook and others use these platforms to vehemently advocate for social justice. Just what this term means in western society, however, is not well-defined; and often includes LGBTQ rights, racial issues, Read More

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Bumble: Things Dudes Don’t Understand

Girl texting guy on Bumble online dating app.

What’s all the buzz about bumble? I don’t understand bumble. Dating apps have increased in popularity, to the point that half of my friend’s relationships started online. Bumble set out to become Tinder’s older, more refined sibling, doing away with the tropes that have plagued the millennial online dating scene. Read on to find out Read More

How to Get Drunk

Man explaining how to get drunk by drinking beer.

How to get drunk. You probably never thought you’d actually have to ask yourself that question. Those nights always come, though — the ones where no matter many many shots you throw down your throat, you just can’t seem to catch a buzz. Well, don’t worry. You’re not alone. In the event that this describes Read More

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